this is your captain speaking

last night i got a call on my mobile and the screen read "your god calling". I answered and a girl with a london-australian accent said;
hi Simon, what are you up to?
oh, not a lot, just kind of hanging around...what about you?
yeah, just trying to save money for my ticket back to london...

It might seem a pretty banal conversation to have with one's god, but if they have to save money to get back to london rather than being omnipresent and just manifesting back there as a swan or burning bush, then they're probably not much chop anyway...